So there’s this dog who lives here and his name is Truffles.
See Truffles isn’t very bright and has a horrible habit of barking at everything.
If he can’t see what’s making a noise he starts to bark and growl.
You open something, move a chair, stub your toe, close a door, or even sneeze he will start barking.
Truffles like to sleep in the parents room but this doesn’t last long….. ever.
Our next door neighbors sometimes come home late and when they close their car doors this prompts him to bark….. loudly. So in turn he get’s kicked out of their room.
He then sits by the door with this dumbass look on his face wondering why he can’t get back inside. After about half an hour he gives up and sleeps on his bed in the living room.
Worse part is THE DOORS AREN’T FULLY CLOSED BUT HE’S TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO OPEN THE DAMN DOORS TO GET BACK INSIDE